Why did I get divorced? Well, last week was my birthday. My wife didn’t wish me a happy birthday. My parents forgot and so did my kids. I went to work and even my colleagues didn’t wish me a happy birthday. As I entered my office, my secretary said, “Happy birthday, boss!” I felt so special. She asked me out for lunch. After lunch, she invited me to her apartment. We went there and she said, “Do you mind if I go into the bedroom for a minute?” “Okay,” I said. She came out 5 minutes later with a birthday cake, my wife, my parents, my kids, my friends, & my colleagues all yelling, “SURPRISE!!!” while I was waiting on the sofa… naked.
🔥 Top 10: The Adult Joke (18+) Archive: 1995–2025
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Love this! No pop-up ads can stop me from laughing.
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Pika-pika! Translation: This is very funny!
Rip and tear... the floor from laughing!
Transferring laughs at high speeds.
I have unfinished business... with this laugh!
I’ve got the moves... and the jokes!
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