Q: What did the fish say…

Q: What did the fish say when he hit the wall?
A: Dam!

🔥 Top 10: The Adult Joke (18+) Archive: 1995–2025

"I found a carton of eggs for under $10!" "It's a Christmas mira...read more »

"I'm heading to Pandora!" "The garden shed isn't a moon, Kevin. ...read more »

In 2006, adult humor was a mix of "Very Nice!" catchphrases and t...read more »

"I'm a vampire hunter!" "You've been 'waiting for the right mome...read more »

Working out for the wrong reasons, but with the right energy.I on...read more »

Q: What's a lawyer's favorite drink? A: Subpoena colada!read more »

"I bought a chocolate bar for $12!" "Was it luxury?" "No, it was...read more »

"Wake Up Dead Man!" "I'm trying, but the coffee hasn't kicked in...read more »

A little girl and boy are fighting about the differences between ...read more »

Treating every injury with a kiss and a damp paper towel.I could ...read more »

In 2010, adult humor went deep. If you weren't joking about ...read more »

Medical recommendations for a better love life.The doctor told me...read more »

In 2011, adult humor moved from the cinema to the "Cloud." If you...read more »

Trying to talk your way out of a fine with a very risky story.Off...read more »

@ModemWarrior03/29/2012 19:36I had to disconnect my phone line just to read this! Worth it!

@Cheers_Norm06/18/2009 05:33Everybody knows your name when you tell this joke.

@Big_Snatch_Boris01/04/2014 12:07Heavy is good. Heavy is funny.

@Reservoir_Joe01/12/2001 22:51Professional humor for professional people.

@Tina_Eat_Food04/04/2001 15:22Tina, you fat lard, come read this!

@No_Way_Jose07/09/1999 00:54No way! That’s too much!