Working out for the wrong reasons, but with the right energy.
I only go to the gym so I can be strong enough to carry all the groceries in one trip. My wife calls it “toxic masculinity,” I call it “efficiency.”
🔥 Top 10: The Adult Joke (18+) Archive: 1995–2025
Q: What's a lawyer's favorite drink?...
Q: What's a lawyer's favorite drink?
A: Subpoena colada!read more »
The First Date Honesty
When you decide to skip the small talk and go for the truth.On ou...read more »
52 Adult Jokes: The 2007 “Touchscreens & Total Meltdowns” Edition
In 2007, adult humor evolved. We stopped "poking" people on Faceb...read more »
55 Adult Jokes: The 2003 “In Da Club & P. Sherman” Edition
In 2003, adult humor shifted toward the "Bling" era. If you weren...read more »
54 Adult Jokes: The 2008 “Superhero Peak & Economic Leak” Edition
In 2008, adult humor was a survival mechanism. If you weren't jok...read more »
2025 Classic: The Snow White Controversy
"Mirror, mirror on the wall..." "Don't ask the mirror anything, ...read more »
The OOP Relationship
A developer was explaining to his date why his last relationship ...read more »
The Yoga Class
Finding inner peace while staring at a wall.I joined an "Advanced...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Superman Cape
"I'm flying!" "You're standing on the kitchen counter trying to ...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Leonida Reality
Why is life in 2025 like the new GTA? Because you can’t go five ...read more »
😜 More from category: The Adult Joke (18+) Archive: 1995–2025
A few months after his parents...
A few months after his parents were divorced, little Johnny passe...read more »
The Anniversary Surprise
Planning a night to remember that ended in a nap.I bought my wife...read more »
Q: What do you call a...
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55 Adult Jokes: The 2021 “NFTs & Red Light, Green Light” Edition
In 2021, adult humor was about the absurdity of value. We spent t...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Totally radical! Sending this to my buddy on AIM.
What is this? A joke for ants?
I’m taking the dog, dumbass! And the joke!
This joke has a high clock speed! Fast and funny.
Float: left; Laugh: right; Top: tier!
128kbps of pure comedy gold.
The cat is just sitting there laughing!
I just stumbled upon this and I’m glad I did!
Good game, well played. This is a winner.
Heh heh heh. Good one.
lol, i actually spit out some water. note to self: dont drink while reading.
who even comes up with these? lmao, shared it with my family group chat.
lol, i love the “logic” here. it almost makes sense if you dont think about it.