When you decide to skip the small talk and go for the truth.
On our first date, she said, “I like a man who is spontaneous.” So I left the bill on the table and ran out the back door. Haven’t heard from her since.
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
I can hear the laughter in high quality MIDI!
So you’re telling me there’s a chance... to laugh?
I am crying... with laughter!
Our first rule: Laugh at everything.
Jokes are more than meets the eye!
I just stumbled upon this and I’m glad I did!
Greetings, Traveler! Care for a joke?
haha, the logic is flawless in its own way.
lol, i love the “logic” here. it almost makes sense.
found this via a link on reddit. glad i clicked, worth it.