A digital invitation that led to a very analog disappointment.
She texted, “Come over, nobody’s home.” I went over. Nobody was home.
🔥 Top 10: The Adult Joke (18+) Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Vintage: The 2025 Mid-life Crisis
"I bought a digital racing rig!" "For $5,000?" "I need to feel t...read more »
The Bar Encounter
A classic setup with a punchline that hits home.A beautiful woman...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Minecraft Movie Part 2
"I'm mining for diamonds!" "Mine for some motivation to clean th...read more »
The Anniversary Card
Finding the right words for a decade of chaos.The card said, "To ...read more »
Q: What did the full glass...
Q: What did the full glass say to the empty glass?
A: You look d...read more »
2025 Legacy: The F1 2025 Season
"I'm like Lewis Hamilton in a Ferrari!" "Fast and expensive?" "N...read more »
54 Adult Jokes: The 2012 “Pre-Apocalypse & Invisible Horse” Edition
In 2012, we were living on borrowed time (thanks to the Mayans). ...read more »
The Anniversary Surprise
Planning a night to remember that ended in a nap.I bought my wife...read more »
52 Adult Jokes: The 2014 “Ice Buckets & Broken Internets” Edition
In 2014, adult humor was as cold as a bucket of ice and as thirst...read more »
53 Adult Jokes: The 2004 “Wardrobe Malfunction & Wall Posts” Edition
In 2004, adult humor revolved around what we saw (or shouldn't ha...read more »
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Q: What did the fish say...
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A: Dam!read more »
2025 Archive: The 2025 Dating
"I'm using an AI wingman!" "Did he help?" "He told me to be 'dem...read more »
53 Adult Jokes: The 2019 “I Love You 3000 & Area 51” Edition
In 2019, adult humor was about closing chapters and starting new ...read more »
The Magic Lamp Deal
Genies always have a way of twisting your deepest desires.A guy f...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Idkfa... this joke is a total blast!
Hakuna Matata! No worries, just laughs.
Shuffling... and this joke came up first!
Finding the patterns in the humor.
Am I the only one who gives a damn about the rules of comedy?
Greetings and salutations! Very funny.
my grandma used to tell this one. good memories, thanks.
my uncle told a version of this at a wedding once. everyone lost it.
hahaha, i needed this today. work was so stressful but this made me smile.