Genies always have a way of twisting your deepest desires.
A guy finds a magic lamp. The genie says, “I’ll give you a huge organ.” The guy wakes up the next morning and he’s a world-class cathedral pianist. Precision is everything with genies.
🔥 Top 10: The Adult Joke (18+) Archive: 1995–2025
The Nap Strategy
Resting her eyes for "just five minutes" that last an hour.My mom...read more »
The Neighbor’s Grass
When the grass is always greener on the other side of the fence.M...read more »
2025 Legacy: The 28 Years Later
"The zombies have evolved!" "Just like the viruses on your compu...read more »
2025 Archive: The 2025 Vacation
"We're going on a 'Staycation'!" "Is that because we love our ho...read more »
Q: What did the fish say...
Q: What did the fish say when he hit the wall?
A: Dam!read more »
Q: What's a lawyer's favorite drink?...
Q: What's a lawyer's favorite drink?
A: Subpoena colada!read more »
53 Adult Jokes: The 2004 “Wardrobe Malfunction & Wall Posts” Edition
In 2004, adult humor revolved around what we saw (or shouldn't ha...read more »
The Marriage Secret
A veteran husband shares his golden rule for happiness.The secret...read more »
The Work Promotion
Climbing the ladder and losing your mind.My boss said I was getti...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Superman Cape
"I'm flying!" "You're standing on the kitchen counter trying to ...read more »
😜 More from category: The Adult Joke (18+) Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Legacy: The Tron
Ares: "I'm entering the Grid!" "You're just wearing neon sneakers...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Apple Car Rumors (Again)
"It's coming this time!" "Unless it can drive itself to my mothe...read more »
Q: What did the full glass...
Q: What did the full glass say to the empty glass?
A: You look d...read more »
The Anniversary Card
Finding the right words for a decade of chaos.The card said, "To ...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Forgot to feed my pet while reading this. RIP.
Just flipped my phone open to show my friends!
My computer froze but the joke was worth the reboot.
I chose the red pill and I ended up here. No regrets.
Waiting for the MP3 but reading the jokes.
Plug and Play laughter!
I know kung-fu... and this joke!
A joke for the end of the world.
This site is never finished... with humor!
Bookmarking this for later. So delicious!
this is the peak of comedy. nothing can beat this today.
this describes my entire career in 3 sentences. sad but true.
real humor for real people. keep em coming!