Genies always have a way of twisting your deepest desires.
A guy finds a magic lamp. The genie says, “I’ll give you a huge organ.” The guy wakes up the next morning and he’s a world-class cathedral pianist. Precision is everything with genies.
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🔥 Top 10: The Adult Joke (18+) Archive: 1995–2025 Archive
1. 2018 Classic: The Aquaman Abs
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2. 2005 Classic: The Charlie and the Chocolate Factory
"I found a Golden Ticket!" "Is it for a factory tour?" "No, it’s a parking ticket from the mall.... read more »
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3. 2004 Archive: The Mean Girls Burn
"Is your wife like Regina George?" "Yeah, she has a Burn Book, but instead of high school secret... read more »
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4. 2022 Classic: The Blonde Movie
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5. 2004 Archive: The Howard Dean Scream
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6. 2009 Vintage: The Tiger in the Bathroom
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7. 2001 Legacy: The Wikipedia Truth
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8. 2000 Archive: The X-Men
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9. 2007 Archive: The 300 Part 2
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this is the peak of comedy. nothing can beat this today.
this describes my entire career in 3 sentences. sad but true.
real humor for real people. keep em coming!