Climbing the ladder and losing your mind.
My boss said I was getting a “horizontal promotion.” I think that just means I’m getting more work for the same pay while lying down.
🔥 Top 10: The Adult Joke (18+) Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Vintage: The 2025 Mid-life Crisis
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2025 Vintage: The 2025 Ghosting
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2025 Archive: The 2025 Fitness
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54 Adult Jokes: The 2022 “Keep My Name Out Your Mouth” Edition
In 2022, adult humor was punchy—literally. If you weren't trying ...read more »
The Hidden Snack Stash
A secret treasure map only she knows by heart.My kids think I don...read more »
55 Adult Jokes: The 2021 “NFTs & Red Light, Green Light” Edition
In 2021, adult humor was about the absurdity of value. We spent t...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Minecraft Movie Part 2
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The Wine Tasting
Learning to appreciate the finer things... and the buzz.I went to...read more »
2025 Archive: The Blade Reboot Delay
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The Speeding Ticket Excuse
Trying to talk your way out of a fine with a very risky story.Off...read more »
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In 2017, adult humor was a mix of watching rich people fail and t...read more »
2025 Archive: The 2025 Smart Home
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2025 Classic: The Avatar 3 Mystery
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Finally a joke worth 100MB of space!
I want to believe... that everyone finds this funny.
Reading this on my television! Technology is amazing!
Just one more joke... then I’ll go to sleep.
Don’t flash that neuralyzer, I want to remember this!
Ignorance is bliss, but this joke is better.
You must learn the five-point-palm-exploding-laugh technique.
Vote for Pedro! He tells better jokes.
That’s a real terrific joke, Coach Z!
i’m laughing way harder than i should. my cat is looking at me weirdly.
found this via a link on reddit. glad i clicked, worth it.
this is the peak of human civilization right here. lol.
Is it bad that I’ve heard 90% of these?