Two blondes fell down a hole….
Two blondes fell down a hole. One said, “It’s dark in here isn’t it?” The other replied, “I don’t know; I can’t see.”
The Work Promotion
Climbing the ladder and losing your mind. My boss said I was getting a “horizontal promotion.” I think that just means I’m getting more work… Read More »The Work Promotion
2025 Legacy: The Velvet Pouch Discretion
The traditional deep velvet collection bags sitting unused in the vestry closet while a wireless card reader sits on a table by the exit with… Read More »2025 Legacy: The Velvet Pouch Discretion
2025 Vintage: The “Hearts and Minds” 2025
Why the “Neural-Link”? Because “Winning Hearts” is easier when you can just “Suggest” a different opinion via a tactical Wi-Fi signal. Part of the 32… Read More »2025 Vintage: The “Hearts and Minds” 2025
2025 Vintage: The “Infinite” Scroll Fatigue
I just reached the end of the internet. It was just a picture of a cat and a prompt to “Try Again.” Part of the… Read More »2025 Vintage: The “Infinite” Scroll Fatigue
2025 Archive: The “Stryker” with a Directed-Energy Weapon
Why the big lens? To prove that the “Future of War” is basically just a very high-powered game of “Tag” with a multi-million dollar laser.… Read More »2025 Archive: The “Stryker” with a Directed-Energy Weapon
2024 Archive: The Challengers “Tashi Duncan” Drama
A movie about tennis that is actually about three people who really, really need a therapist and a new hobby. Part of the 78 Observational… Read More »2024 Archive: The Challengers “Tashi Duncan” Drama
2024 Classic: The 10-Step Skincare
Why was the girl’s carry-on so heavy? Because her “Sephora Kid” sister convinced her that a 10-year-old needs $500 worth of anti-aging cream to survive… Read More »2024 Classic: The 10-Step Skincare
2023 Classic: The Plum
I’ve got a “juicy” leak from the latest tech keynote. Part of the 123 Classic Punny One-Liners: The AI & Barbenheimer Edition (2023) archive. Historically… Read More »2023 Classic: The Plum
2023 Classic: Doja Cat
Why was she so “demonic”? Because she decided that being a pop star was boring and that red paint and shaved eyebrows were the only… Read More »2023 Classic: Doja Cat