2000 Classic: The Mouse Pad

Why did the blonde buy a mouse pad for her pet hamster? She thought it was a luxury gym.

🔥 Top 10: The Blonde Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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@Angelfire_User09/13/2010 13:29Adding a "Under Construction" gif because I’m busy laughing.

@Men_In_Black_J12/02/2004 07:59Don’t flash that neuralyzer, I want to remember this!

@Cast_Away_Wilson01/27/2002 10:04WIIIIILSOOOOON! Look at this joke!

@Iron_Man_Tony08/07/2010 06:16I am Iron Man... and I am laughing.

@Hamster_Dance_X01/31/1996 01:50Di-da-di-da-di-da-do-do! Funniest site ever!

@CounterStrike_Pro03/04/1998 18:40Boom! Headshot! This joke is a direct hit!

@Retro_End_User07/18/1998 10:01The archive is complete! 10/10 would laugh again.