50 Classic Blonde Jokes: The 2000 Millennium Edition

The 2000 Top 10: Golden Classics

1. The Y2K Relief: Why did the blonde celebrate on January 1st? Because she thought she personally defeated the “Y2K bug” by leaving her computer turned off all night.
2. The Nokia 3310: Why did the blonde try to use her Nokia 3210 to crack walnuts? She heard it was “unbreakable” and wanted to test the legend.
3. The PlayStation 2: Why did the blonde try to put a VHS tape into her new PS2? She heard it was “backward compatible” and thought it meant with 1985.
4. The Gladiator: Why did the blonde bring a sword to the movie theater? She heard “Gladiator” was playing and wanted to join the fight.
5. The Sims: Why did the blonde stop playing The Sims? She couldn’t find her own house on the screen and thought she was homeless.
6. The Cast Away: Why did the blonde bring a volleyball to the office? She wanted to have a “meeting” with Wilson from the movie.
7. The Google Search: Why did the blonde type “Where are my keys?” into Google? She heard it was the most powerful search engine in the world.
8. The USB Drive: Why did the blonde try to “plug” her thumb into the computer? She heard someone talking about a “thumb drive.”
9. The Millennium Bug: Why did the blonde keep a can of Raid next to her monitor in January 2000? She was waiting for the “millennium bug” to crawl out of the disk drive.
10. The MP3 Player: Why did the blonde try to put three pieces of paper in her pocket? She heard everyone was carrying around an “MP3.”

The Full 2000 Archive (Extended List)

11. The Mouse: Why did the blonde give her mouse a bath? She heard it was “clogged” with dust.
12. The Keyboard: Why did the blonde put a bandage on her keyboard? She heard she had a “stuck” key.
13. The Monitor: Why did the blonde put a screen door on her monitor? She wanted to keep the “digital flies” out.
14. The Printer: Why did the blonde put a mirror in front of the printer? She wanted to see a “carbon copy” of her document.
15. The Scanner: Why did the blonde put a picture of her face on the scanner? She wanted to “face” her digital problems.
16. The Email: Why did the blonde keep her computer in the garage? She was waiting for “electronic mail” delivery.
17. The Password: Why did the blonde change her password to “Minnie”? Because the computer said it had to be at least four “characters.”
18. The Desktop: Why did the blonde put a glass of water on her desktop? She wanted to see the “liquid” in the LCD screen.
19. The Icon: Why did the blonde think her computer was a church? It had so many “icons” on the screen.
20. The Folder: Why did the blonde put a real folder on her monitor? She wanted to “organize” her desktop files.
21. The Link: Why did the blonde bring a chain to the computer? She heard there were “broken links.”
22. The Virus: Why did the blonde give her computer a glass of orange juice? She heard there was a “new virus” going around.
23. The Disk: Why did the blonde use her floppy disk as a coaster? She wanted to “save” her desk from stains.
24. The Search: Why did the blonde use a magnifying glass on her screen? She was “searching” for the home page.
25. The Scroll: Why did the blonde bring a rolling pin to the computer? She heard she needed to “scroll” down the page.
26. The Font: Why did the blonde change her font to “Arial”? She wanted her text to have “more air.”
27. The Port: Why did the blonde bring a suitcase to her computer? She heard it had a “parallel port.”
28. The Bit: Why did the blonde bite her computer? She wanted to see if it had 64 “bits.”
29. The Chip: Why did the blonde put a potato chip in her computer? She heard it needed a “microchip.”
30. The Fan: Why did the blonde bring a pom-pom to her computer? She wanted to be a “fan” of the cooling system.
31. The RAM: Why did the blonde bring a sheep to the office? She heard the computer needed more “RAM” for the new millennium.
32. The Hard Drive: Why did the blonde take her computer for a long walk? She wanted to give it a “hard drive.”
33. The Firewall: Why did the blonde bring a fire extinguisher to the computer? She heard it had a “firewall.”
34. The Buffer: Why did the blonde bring a car wax? She heard the video was “buffering.”
35. The Cookies: Why did the blonde look inside her computer? She was looking for the “cookies” the websites promised her.
36. The Crash: Why did the blonde call a tow truck? Her computer “crashed” on the information highway.
37. The Java: Why did the blonde pour coffee on her mouse? She wanted to use “Java.”
38. The Bug: Why did the blonde use bug spray on her screen? She heard there was a “software bug.”
39. The Bookmark: Why did the blonde put a post-it note on her monitor? She wanted to “bookmark” a site.
40. The Wallpaper: Why did the blonde buy a bucket of glue? She wanted to change her “desktop wallpaper.”
41. The Refresh: Why did the blonde splash water on her face? She clicked “Refresh” on her browser.
42. The Zip: Why did the blonde try to zip up her computer case? She wanted to “zip” her files.
43. The Trash: Why did the blonde throw her monitor away? She was told to “empty the trash.”
44. The Menu: Why did the blonde ask her computer for a burger? She saw a “start menu.”
45. The Speaker: Why did the blonde talk to her speakers? She thought they were “talking” to her.
46. The CD: Why did the blonde put a CD in the microwave? She wanted to hear “hot” music.
47. The Modem: Why did the blonde sing to her modem? She wanted to harmonize with the dial-up sound.
48. The Laptop: Why did the blonde put her laptop on her lap? She thought it was a “portable heater.”
49. The Mouse Pad: Why did the blonde buy a mouse pad for her pet hamster? She thought it was a luxury gym.
50. The End: Why did the blonde think 2000 was the “cleanest” year? Because she spent the whole first week “refreshing” her browser!