41 Classic Blonde Jokes: The 2019 Archive

The 2019 Top 10: Golden Classics

1. The Baby Yoda: Why did the blonde try to feed her computer a bowl of soup? She saw “Baby Yoda” and thought she had to take care of the “Mandalorian” inside her screen.
2. The Area 51 Storm: Why did the blonde bring a giant fan to the Nevada desert? She heard everyone was going to “Storm Area 51” and she wanted to provide the wind.
3. The Disney+ Launch: Why did the blonde try to put a pair of mouse ears on her TV? She heard about “Disney+” and thought her television was officially joining the Mickey Mouse Club.
4. The Avengers Endgame: Why did the blonde bring a box of tissues and a giant clock to the cinema? She heard “Endgame” was three hours long and she didn’t want to miss the “time travel” because she was crying.
5. The FaceApp Filter: Why did the blonde start talking to her grandmother through her iPhone? She used the “aging filter” and thought she had finally built a time machine.
6. The AirPods Pro: Why did the blonde put two white hair dryers in her ears? She heard about the new “AirPods Pro” and thought the “noise cancellation” worked with hot air.
7. The Tesla Cybertruck: Why did the blonde throw a rock at her own car window? She watched the “Cybertruck” reveal and thought “unbreakable glass” was a standard 2019 feature.
8. The TikTok Dances: Why did the blonde start doing the “Renegade” in the middle of a job interview? She heard the company wanted someone with “viral potential.”
9. The Game of Thrones Finale: Why did the blonde bring a fire extinguisher to her couch? She heard the final season was “burning down the house” and she didn’t want to lose her furniture.
10. The Uber Everything: Why did the blonde try to order a new boyfriend through her phone? She had been using UberEats so much she thought “delivery” applied to her love life too.

The Full 2019 Archive (Extended List)

11. The Mouse: Why did the blonde give her mouse a piece of cheese? She thought it was “hungry” for more gigabytes.
12. The Keyboard: Why did the blonde put a bandage on her keyboard? She heard she had a “stuck” key.
13. The Monitor: Why did the blonde put sunglasses on her monitor? She said the “Windows” were too bright today.
14. The Printer: Why did the blonde put a mirror in front of the printer? She wanted to see a “double” printout.
15. The Scanner: Why did the blonde put a picture of her face on the scanner? She wanted to “face” her digital problems.
16. The Email: Why did the blonde keep her computer in the freezer? She was waiting for “cool” mail.
17. The Password: Why did the blonde change her password to “Incorrect”? Because the computer kept telling her the old one was “incorrect.”
18. The Desktop: Why did the blonde put a glass of water on her desktop? She wanted to see the “liquid” in the LCD screen.
19. The Icon: Why did the blonde think her computer was a church? It had so many “icons” on the screen.
20. The Folder: Why did the blonde put a real folder on her monitor? She wanted to “organize” her desktop files.
21. The Link: Why did the blonde bring a chain to the computer? She heard there were “broken links.”
22. The Virus: Why did the blonde give her computer a glass of orange juice? She heard there was a “new virus” going around.
23. The CD: Why did the blonde use her CD as a frisbee? She wanted to “transfer” data to her friend across the street.
24. The Search: Why did the blonde use a magnifying glass on her screen? She was “searching” for the home page.
25. The Scroll: Why did the blonde bring a rolling pin to the computer? She heard she needed to “scroll” down the page.
26. The Font: Why did the blonde change her font to “Arial”? She wanted her text to have “more air.”
27. The Port: Why did the blonde bring a suitcase to her computer? She heard it had a “USB port.”
28. The Bit: Why did the blonde bite her computer? She wanted to see if it had 32 “bits.”
29. The Chip: Why did the blonde put a potato chip in her computer? She heard it needed a “microchip.”
30. The Fan: Why did the blonde bring a pom-pom to her computer? She wanted to be a “fan” of the cooling system.
31. The RAM: Why did the blonde bring a sheep to the office? She heard the computer needed more “RAM” for the new software.
32. The Hard Drive: Why did the blonde take her computer for a long walk? She wanted to give it a “hard drive.”
33. The Firewall: Why did the blonde bring a fire extinguisher to the computer? She heard it had a “firewall.”
34. The Buffer: Why did the blonde bring a car wax? She heard the video was “buffering.”
35. The Cookies: Why did the blonde look inside her computer? She was looking for the “cookies” the websites promised her.
36. The Crash: Why did the blonde call a tow truck? Her computer “crashed” on the information highway.
37. The Java: Why did the blonde pour coffee on her mouse? She wanted to use “Java.”
38. The Bug: Why did the blonde use bug spray on her screen? She heard there was a “software bug.”
39. The Bookmark: Why did the blonde put a post-it note on her monitor? She wanted to “bookmark” a site.
40. The Refresh: Why did the blonde splash water on her face? She clicked “Refresh” on her browser.
41. The End: Why did the blonde think 2019 was the “forceful” year? Because she spent the whole time trying to find out if Baby Yoda could use the Force to fix her Wi-Fi!