A blonde was asked what she…

A blonde was asked what she thought about the new movie “The Titanic.” She said “I loved it! Especially the part where the boat sinks.”

🔥 Top 10: The Blonde Joke Archive: 1995–2025

A blonde put sugar on her pillow because she wanted sweet dreams.read more »

A blonde decided to go ice fishing. She cut a big hole in the ice...read more »

A blonde asked her friend "What does IDK stand for?" The friend s...read more »

A blonde was asked if she wanted to play hide and seek. She said ...read more »

Why can't a blonde dial 911? She can't find the eleven.read more »

What do blondes and beer bottles have in common? They're both emp...read more »

A blonde went to college just to learn how to spell "college".read more »

The official Summer 1995 installment of the Blonde Jokes Archive....read more »

How do you know if a blonde has been using your phone? There are ...read more »

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? 100 – one to...read more »

Welcome to 2012 – the year we survived the Mayan apocalypse and w...read more »

What do you call a blonde with a map? Lost.read more »

Welcome to 2004 – the year Facebook launched (only for Harvard!) ...read more »

Welcome to 2007 – the year of the first iPhone. The way we shared...read more »

@Win95_Fanatic02/16/2008 08:46This joke is more stable than Windows 95!

@Abe_Sapien_Fan06/04/2012 15:57I’ve been in this tank too long. Great joke!

@Fat_Bastard_Get09/27/2002 03:32Get in my belly! (The joke, I mean).

@Dancing_Baby_9611/13/2014 13:54Ooga-Chaka Ooga-Ooga! Still dancing and laughing!

@Scumbag_Steve_X05/20/2011 10:45Borrows your computer, leaves the joke window open.

@One_Does_Not_S05/12/2003 08:03One does not simply read one joke.

@WordPress_Fan_0307/13/2000 16:31The best thing since version 1.0!

@True_Story_Neil10/26/1999 01:17True story! I was there!