A blonde decided to go ice fishing. She cut a big hole in the ice, dropped her line in, and waited. Suddenly a voice from above said “There are no fish under the ice.” She looked up and asked “Is that you God?” The voice replied “No, this is the ice rink manager.”
🔥 Top 10: The Blonde Joke Archive: 1995–2025
61 Classic Blonde Jokes: The 1995 Retro Edition
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A blonde went to the doctor...
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A blonde was trying to put...
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A blonde wore sunglasses at night...
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A blonde went to college just...
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46 Classic Blonde Jokes: The 2011 Archive
The 2011 digital era – the year Siri made her debut on the iPhone...read more »
What do blondes...
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Why don 't...
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How does a...
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49 Classic Blonde Jokes: The 2023 AI Revolution
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A blonde went to buy a...
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I’m putting a link to this joke on my homepage!
Brilliant! Like playing in full color for the first time.
Scanning... Laughs detected!
Stuck in the middle with you... laughing.
Whoa, mama! You’re looking funny today.
Great Scott! This joke is from the future!
Badger badger badger... mushroom! Hilarious!
The cat is just sitting there laughing!
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