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A blonde refused to play cards with jungle animals because she was afraid of cheetahs.

🔥 Top 10: The Blonde Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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A blonde went to the zoo...
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A blonde asked her friend What...
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A blonde took her TV to...
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61 Classic Blonde Jokes: The 1996 Retro Edition
Welcome to 1996 – the year of the Macarena, Space Jam, and the ex...read more »
A blonde tried to sell her...
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48 Classic Blonde Jokes: The 1998 Retro Edition
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A blonde went to the dentist...
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53 Classic Blonde Jokes: The 2022 Archive
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@MIRC_Operator09/14/1996 03:22/join #jokes... this one is the best so far.
@Walter_Sobchak03/07/1998 04:50Am I the only one who gives a damn about the rules of comedy?
@O_Ren_Ishii_Fan02/19/1997 15:01Silently laughing in the snow.
@Limp_Bizkit_Fan04/13/2013 14:01Keep rollin’ rollin’ rollin’... with laughter!
@Liger_Owner_X08/28/2007 14:43It’s pretty much my favorite joke. It’s a Liger!
@Step_Brothers_B04/18/2004 10:17Did we just become best friends? Yup!
@Old_School_Frank01/06/2009 21:24We’re going streaking! Through the jokes!
@Leave_Britney_A10/29/2014 11:13Leave this joke alone! It’s perfect!
@Rick_Roller_0702/23/2010 06:14Never gonna give you up... but I will give you a laugh!
@PopUp_Blocker_X03/02/2003 18:48I blocked the ads, but let the jokes in.

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