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A blonde tried to sell her vacuum cleaner because it was just collecting dust.

🔥 Top 10: The Blonde Joke Archive: 1995–2025

52 Classic Blonde Jokes: The 2004 Archive
Welcome to 2004 – the year Facebook launched (only for Harvard!) ...read more »
A blonde went to the hair...
A blonde went to the hair salon and asked for a perm. The stylist...read more »
55 Classic Blonde Jokes: The 2024 Modern Edition
The 2024 digital era was a year of contrasts – from the high-tech...read more »
What did the...
What did the blonde say when she saw the "No Parking" sign? "They...read more »
Why don 't...
Why don't blondes eat pickles? They can't get their head in the j...read more »
A blonde went to the gym...
A blonde went to the gym for the first time. The trainer asked "W...read more »
A blonde put sugar on her...
A blonde put sugar on her pillow because she wanted sweet dreams.read more »
What goes vroom...
What goes vroom screech vroom screech? A blonde going through a f...read more »
52 Classic Blonde Jokes: The 2018 Archive
Imagine a world where "The Floss" was the only dance move that ma...read more »
A blonde went to the doctor...
A blonde went to the doctor and said "Every time I stand up quick...read more »

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59 Classic Blonde Jokes: The 1999 Retro Edition
Welcome to 1999 – the year of the Y2K scare, Napster, and the rel...read more »
Why did the...
Why did the blonde stare at the can of frozen orange juice for so...read more »
A blonde decided to take up...
A blonde decided to take up skydiving. When she jumped out of the...read more »
A blonde went to college just...
A blonde went to college just to learn how to spell "college".read more »

⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Total_Recall_Fan10/20/2003 06:26Get your ass to Mars! And take this joke!
@Korben_Dallas_Tax04/09/2005 19:54I only speak two languages: English and Bad Jokes.
@O_Ren_Ishii_Fan01/09/2011 14:57Silently laughing in the snow.
@Nirvana_Teen07/11/2007 21:44Smells like... teen humor. I love it.
@Blue_Your_My_Boy01/06/1996 22:09You’re my boy, Blue! Great humor!
@PopUp_Blocker_X08/11/2002 10:23I blocked the ads, but let the jokes in.

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