How many blondes does it take…
How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. She holds the bulb and the world revolves around her.
A blonde tried to sell her…
A blonde tried to sell her vacuum cleaner because it was just collecting dust.
Why did the skeleton start a fight at the bar?
He didn’t have the guts to do it anywhere else, so he chose the place with the most liquid courage!
What do you call a funny book about eggs?
A yolk book! It’s guaranteed to crack you up.
2025 Vintage: The Digital Nomad Visa
Why was the entire population of Bali just guys with laptops? Because in 2025, “Office” is just a word for “anywhere with a coconut and… Read More »2025 Vintage: The Digital Nomad Visa
2025 Vintage: The Keyboard
I’m “typing” with my thoughts now. Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Full Reload Edition (2025) archive. Historically Verified
2024 Legacy: The Sabrina Carpenter Fan
“I’m working late… ’cause I’m a singer! (And I can’t find the spare bulbs in the dark).” Part of the 59 Light Bulb Jokes: 2024… Read More »2024 Legacy: The Sabrina Carpenter Fan
2024 Vintage: The Pharmacist
“Is this medicine ‘Optimized’?” “It’s a pill, Dave. It doesn’t have an operating system.” Part of the 54 Doctor Jokes: The 2024 “Spatial Computing &… Read More »2024 Vintage: The Pharmacist
2023 Legacy: The Roman Empire Meme
Why did the manager start every meeting with a history lesson? Because he realized he thinks about the Roman Empire at least three times a… Read More »2023 Legacy: The Roman Empire Meme
2023 Classic: The Little Frog
What do you call a frog that’s a spy? A “croak-and-dagger” agent. Part of the 63 Original Dad Jokes: The 2023 “Barbenheimer” Edition archive. Historically… Read More »2023 Classic: The Little Frog