2022 Classic: The Death of Queen Elizabeth II
Why did the world stand still in September? Because after 70 years, we realized that the only person who outlasted the invention of the internet,… Read More »2022 Classic: The Death of Queen Elizabeth II
2021 Legacy: The Laptop
I’m “folding” under the pressure of the supply chain crisis. Part of the 106 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Evergreen & Bernie’s Mittens Edition (2021) archive.… Read More »2021 Legacy: The Laptop
2021 Legacy: The Theodore
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Theodore. / Theodore who? / Theodore is shut tight! Part of the 38 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2021 Squid… Read More »2021 Legacy: The Theodore
2021 Archive: The Airbag
She asked if the car has “Emotional Support Sensors.” I told her the car is beeping because she’s been talking for three hours without a… Read More »2021 Archive: The Airbag
2018 Legacy: The “Stealth” Suit Myth
Why did we talk about “Invisibility Cloaks” in 2018? To keep the taxpayers excited while we were actually just struggling to buy enough spare parts… Read More »2018 Legacy: The “Stealth” Suit Myth
2018 Vintage: The “Girls Like You” Maroon 5
Why was the guest list so huge? Because Adam Levine invited every famous woman in the world to be in his video, making our BBQ… Read More »2018 Vintage: The “Girls Like You” Maroon 5
2017 Vintage: The Taylor Swift (Reputation) Fan
“I’m sorry, the old light bulb can’t come to the phone right now. Why? Oh, ’cause it’s dead!” Part of the 61 Light Bulb Jokes:… Read More »2017 Vintage: The Taylor Swift (Reputation) Fan
2017 Archive: The “Something Just Like This”
The Chainsmokers and Coldplay. The ultimate “I want a simple life” anthem from two of the least simple bands. Part of the 66 Observational One-Liners:… Read More »2017 Archive: The “Something Just Like This”
2017 Archive: Worst Screenplay
Why The Emoji Movie? For a script that was essentially just a series of app advertisements held together by a “poo” joke. Part of the 33… Read More »2017 Archive: Worst Screenplay
2016 Vintage: The Jury Selection
Why did the lawyer reject the “Vlogger”? He didn’t want anyone on the jury who would try to “monetize” the verdict. Part of the 47… Read More »2016 Vintage: The Jury Selection