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2007 Classic: The New Year Toast

 Why did we drink “Zero” energy drinks? Because 2007 was the year we realized our hearts couldn’t take the real sugar.

Part of the 82 Office Groaners: The 2007 “iPhone & The Ribbon” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Buffy_Fan9705/11/2002 21:52Slaying the competition with these jokes.
@StarWars_Nerd01/18/2000 21:34The farce is strong with this one!
@Napster_Leech01/19/1995 11:38Downloading laughs at 3kb/s. Great stuff!
@Gnutella_User07/02/2001 13:12Peer-to-peer laughing!
@Brick_Tamland_L06/13/2015 16:03I love lamp. And I love this joke.
@Grinds_My_Gears08/12/2015 18:06You know what really grinds my gears? Bad humor. This is good!
@Ultima_Online_V01/17/2014 11:32Greetings, Traveler! Care for a joke?
@Cool_Story_Bro07/18/2003 22:23Actually, it IS a cool story!
@No_Way_Jose05/03/1999 17:10No way! That’s too much!
@Last_Commenter12/05/2000 01:38Saving the best laugh for last!

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