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The LinkedIn Update

When your social media profile is more successful than your actual career.

I updated my LinkedIn profile to say I’m an “Expert in Strategic Nap Coordination.” I haven’t found a job yet, but I’ve had three recruiters ask me for my pillow recommendations.

🔥 Top 10: The Work/Office Joke Archive (1995-2025)

74 Office Groaners: The 2013 "Vine & Let It Go" Edition
Welcome to 2013 – the year Microsoft admitted its mistake and rel...read more »
72 Office Groaners: The 2019 "Black Holes & OK Boomer" Edition
Welcome to 2019 – the year we finally saw a picture of a Bla...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Laptop Heat
 Why was the desk smoking? Because the "Quantum Chip" was trying ...read more »
2025 Legacy: The "Human" Signature
 Why did the boss sign with a pen? To prove that he still has a "...read more »
A doctor and a lawyer are...
A doctor and a lawyer are talking at a party. Their conversation ...read more »
74 Office Groaners: The 2022 "ChatGPT & Wordle" Edition
Welcome to 2022 – the year we stopped writing our own emails and ...read more »
2025 Legacy: The 2025 Farewell
 Why did the programmer smile? Because he realized that PROJECT-R...read more »
The Monday Morning Aura
The specific energy brought to the office after a short weekend.I...read more »
Men will understand instantly…
My boss said: „This is the third time you’ve been late this week....read more »
2025 Classic: The Nintendo Switch 2 Launch
 Why was the boardroom full of people staring at their laps? Beca...read more »

😜 More from category: The Work/Office Joke Archive (1995-2025)

2025 Vintage: The "Everything is a Simulation" Theory
 Why did the receptionist stop answering the phone? She’s convinc...read more »
We've been reading in the papers...
We've been reading in the papers lately about terrible cruelty so...read more »
2025 Legacy: The AI "Self-Correction"
 Why did the report delete itself? The AI decided that the compan...read more »
The Commute Struggle
The journey that defines your mood for the next eight hours.My co...read more »

⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@N64_GoldenEye12/13/1998 19:38Better than a headshot in Complex!
@Dark_Knight_Joker05/27/2013 00:06Why so serious? Read this joke!
@Napster_Search11/09/2013 18:31Found: Hilarious_Joke_1999.txt
@Fargo_Marge11/20/2014 08:40Oh yah, that’s a good one, dontcha know.
@DragonBall_Z_G08/03/2014 22:37His humor level... it’s over 9000!!!
@Space_Background05/11/2006 21:57The stars are aligned for this joke.
@LonelyGirl15_F06/24/2010 18:41Is this a secret message? No, just a joke!
@Facepalm_Master08/11/1996 15:28I facepalmed and then I laughed.
@I_See_What_You05/26/1995 09:03I see what you did there. Clever!

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