My boss said: „This is the third time you’ve been late this week. Do you know what that means?” I said: „That it’s only Wednesday?” He didn’t laugh. I didn’t laugh. But the HR lady laughed, and now we are both looking for new jobs. Human 1 : Corporate 0.
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