In 2016, the boundary between reality and digital life vanished. It was the year of the “Note 7” explosions (product liability fire sales!), the rise… Read More »47 Lawyer Jokes: The 2016 “Gotta Sue ‘Em All” Edition
In 2002, “accountability” became the new buzzword, which ironically meant lawyers got paid even more to explain why nobody was actually accountable. It was the… Read More »48 Lawyer Jokes: The 2002 “SOX Compliance & Reality TV” Edition
My mother-in-law has come round to our house at Christmas seven years running. This year we’re having a change. We’re going to let her in.
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I’m “buffering” my reaction to the singularity. Part of the 123 Classic Punny One-Liners: The AI & Barbenheimer Edition (2023) archive. Historically Verified
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