When your pet knows too much about your private life.
I bought a talking parrot. Within two days, it learned how to mimic the sound of my wife calling my name. I’ve never been more stressed in my own home.
🔥 Top 10: The Animal Joke Archive (1995–2025)
72 Animal Jokes: The 2009 Avatar & Crypto Protocol
Welcome to 2009. The year James Cameron turned everyone blue with...read more »
75 Animal Jokes: The 2013 Harlem Shake & Next-Gen Protocol
Welcome to 2013. The year we all stood still for fifteen seconds ...read more »
Why did the chicken join a...
Why did the chicken join a band?
Because it had the drumsticks!read more »
The Fish Tank
Aquatic life and the limits of glass walls.Two fish are in a tank...read more »
What do you call a deer...
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
No eye-deer!read more »
What do you get when you...
What do you get when you cross a parrot and a shark?
A bird that...read more »
68 Animal Jokes: The 1995 Menagerie Patch
1995: The Year of the Talking Pig and the Digital Dog.Welcome to ...read more »
76 Animal Jokes: The 2010 Tablet & Retro-Filter Protocol
Welcome to 2010. The year Steve Jobs gave us a "giant iPhone" cal...read more »
79 Animal Jokes: The Quarantined Tiger Protocol (2020)
Welcome to 2020. The year the world hit the "pause" button, every...read more »
How do you know a dog...
How do you know a dog is a great musician?
He has perfect pooch!read more »
😜 More from category: The Animal Joke Archive (1995–2025)
How does a penguin build its...
How does a penguin build its house?
Igloos it together!read more »
How do you know if there’s...
How do you know if there’s a giraffe in your fridge?
You can sme...read more »
What kind of key opens a...
What kind of key opens a banana?
A monkey!read more »
Why did the duck get sent...
Why did the duck get sent to time-out?
Because he was being a wi...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Reminds me of the good old days on the local board.
The coolest joke in the zip code.
Do you like funny movies? How about jokes?
Peer-to-peer laughing!
I’ve got the moves... and the jokes!
Sprinkling some humor on this archive.
Still digging for more humor!
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my boss told me this joke and nobody laughed. i laughed here though. lol.
simple. clean. funny. the golden trio of jokes.
this is peak internet. thank u for keeping it simple and funny.