What do you get when you…

What do you get when you cross a parrot and a shark?
A bird that talks your ear off… then eats it!

🔥 Top 10: The Animal Joke Archive (1995–2025)

Why don’t seagulls fly over the bay? Because then they’d be bage...read more »

Why did the llama get kicked out of the zoo? He was acting like ...read more »

Welcome to 2023. The year we wore pink to watch a movie about nuc...read more »

Welcome to 2007. The year Steve Jobs pulled the first iPhone out ...read more »

Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go!read more »

Welcome to 1998. Google just launched in a garage, everyone was t...read more »

Welcome to 2002. The year we finally got a Spider-Man movie that ...read more »

Welcome back to the vault. We’re hitting 1996, a year where scien...read more »

What kind of math do owls like? Owl-gebra!read more »

What kind of dog loves indulging in magic tricks? A hocus-pocus ...read more »

What do cows like to do on a Friday night? Go to the moo-vies!read more »

Welcome to 2018. The year half the planet heard "Yanny" and the o...read more »

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!read more »

What do you call a snake who works for the government? A civil s...read more »

@Zoolander_Blue03/27/2009 12:32Is there more to life than being really, really funny?

@Pirates_Jack_S04/15/2006 04:23But you have heard of this joke!

@Arthur_Fist_Fan05/02/2015 06:52My fist is clenched... with joy!

@IMVU_Chatter01/27/2014 19:443D laughs are the best!

@Leeroy_Jenkins12/11/2000 04:41At least I have chicken... and this joke!