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    What do you get when you cross a parrot and a shark?
    A bird that talks your ear off… then eats it!

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    🔥 Top 10: The Animal Joke Archive (1995–2025) Archive

    1. How does a penguin build its…
    How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together! read more »
    2. Why did the cow win an…
    Why did the cow win an award? Because it was outstanding in its field! read more »
    3. 78 Animal Jokes: The 2006 Wii-mote & Dwarf Planet Protocol
    Welcome to 2006. The year we all threw our TV remotes through the screen while playing Wii Sport... read more »
    4. What do you call a lazy…
    What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! read more »
    5. 70 Animal Jokes: The 1996 Menagerie Patch
    Welcome back to the vault. We’re hitting 1996, a year where science gave us a cloned sheep and t... read more »
    6. Why did the goat start a…
    Why did the goat start a podcast? He had a lot to bleat about! read more »
    7. What do you get if you…
    What do you get if you cross a fish and an elephant? Swimming trunks! read more »
    8. Why did the cat sit on…
    Why did the cat sit on the computer? It wanted to keep an eye on the mouse! read more »
    9. 1995 Classic: Ace Ventura’s Zoo
    Jim Carrey proved you can be a Pet Detective. I tried to find the neighbor’s missing canary. Turn... read more »
    10. How does a spider communicate? On…
    How does a spider communicate? On the web! read more »

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