What do you call a bear…

What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear!

🔥 Top 10: The Animal Joke Archive (1995–2025)

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@Myspace_Tom04/04/1997 03:22I’m your first friend and I approve this joke!

@Ebay_Sniper03/08/2004 22:49Bid 10/10 for this humor!

@Clueless_Cher06/10/2012 03:47As if! This is too funny.

@Net_Addict_200009/30/2011 13:37My parents want the phone line back, but I am busy laughing.

@Terminator_2_Fan04/30/1998 10:27Hasta la vista, baby! Funny!

@Pizza_Pizza_9911/22/1998 00:32Ordered a pizza and read this. Best night ever.

@Pentium_Power03/10/2014 11:01My processor can barely handle this much humor!

@Johnny_Bravo_Hoo07/30/2010 10:44Whoa, mama! You’re looking funny today.

@BackToFuture_M12/18/1996 13:47Great Scott! This joke is from the future!

@Fat_Bastard_Get10/24/2012 11:57Get in my belly! (The joke, I mean).