Understanding the rules of the deep blue sea.
Why did the shark stay in the shallow water? Because he heard the deep end was a bit “fishy” lately.
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🔥 Top 10: The Animal Joke Archive (1995–2025) Archive
1. What do you get when you…
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A woolly jumper! read more »
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A woolly jumper! read more »
2. The Talking Cat
When your pet finally speaks, it’s rarely a compliment.I told my cat I was the boss of the house.... read more »
When your pet finally speaks, it’s rarely a compliment.I told my cat I was the boss of the house.... read more »
3. Why did the beaver get a…
Why did the beaver get a promotion? Because he was dam good at his job! read more »
Why did the beaver get a promotion? Because he was dam good at his job! read more »
5. 78 Animal Jokes: The 2006 Wii-mote & Dwarf Planet Protocol
Welcome to 2006. The year we all threw our TV remotes through the screen while playing Wii Sport... read more »
Welcome to 2006. The year we all threw our TV remotes through the screen while playing Wii Sport... read more »
6. Why did the llama get kicked…
Why did the llama get kicked out of the zoo? He was acting like a real drama-llama! read more »
Why did the llama get kicked out of the zoo? He was acting like a real drama-llama! read more »
7. The Final Roar
Closing the animal kingdom with a final OHH! hit.What’s the difference between a dog and a cat? A... read more »
Closing the animal kingdom with a final OHH! hit.What’s the difference between a dog and a cat? A... read more »
8. 71 Animal Jokes: The 2011 Siri & Virtual Assistant Protocol
Welcome to 2011. The year we started talking to our phones and they actually (sometimes) talked ... read more »
Welcome to 2011. The year we started talking to our phones and they actually (sometimes) talked ... read more »
9. Why did the horse go behind…
Why did the horse go behind the tree? To change his jockeys! read more »
Why did the horse go behind the tree? To change his jockeys! read more »
10. The Fish Tank
Aquatic life and the limits of glass walls.Two fish are in a tank. One looks at the other and say... read more »
Aquatic life and the limits of glass walls.Two fish are in a tank. One looks at the other and say... read more »
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i remember hearing this back in the day on some old bbs. nostalgia hits hard.
my grandma used to tell this one. good memories, thanks.
simple. clean. funny. the golden trio is back.
Finally, a place with actual humor, not that AI garbage.