Understanding the rules of the deep blue sea.
Why did the shark stay in the shallow water? Because he heard the deep end was a bit “fishy” lately.
🔥 Top 10: The Animal Joke Archive (1995–2025)
The Duck’s Bill
When the check arrives at the pond.A duck walks into a store and ...read more »
80 Animal Jokes: The 2005 Viral Video & 360 Protocol
Welcome to 2005. The year "Me at the zoo" became the first-ever Y...read more »
71 Animal Jokes: The 2011 Siri & Virtual Assistant Protocol
Welcome to 2011. The year we started talking to our phones and th...read more »
The Fish Tank
Aquatic life and the limits of glass walls.Two fish are in a tank...read more »
Why did the duck get sent...
Why did the duck get sent to time-out?
Because he was being a wi...read more »
A boy is selling fish on...
A boy is selling fish on a corner. To get his customers' attentio...read more »
80 Animal Jokes: The 2014 Ice Bucket & Wearable Tech Protocol
Welcome to 2014. The year we all dumped freezing water on our hea...read more »
78 Animal Jokes: The Spatial Vision & Pygmy Hippo Protocol (2024)
Welcome to 2024. The year we traded the "real world" for the Appl...read more »
How does a penguin build its...
How does a penguin build its house?
Igloos it together!read more »
What do you call a fish...
What do you call a fish that practices medicine?
A sturgeon!read more »
😜 More from category: The Animal Joke Archive (1995–2025)
68 Animal Jokes: The 1995 Menagerie Patch
1995: The Year of the Talking Pig and the Digital Dog.Welcome to ...read more »
How do you know if there’s...
How do you know if there’s a giraffe in your fridge?
You can sme...read more »
Why did the beaver get a...
Why did the beaver get a promotion?
Because he was dam good at h...read more »
Why did the horse go behind...
Why did the horse go behind the tree?
To change his jockeys!read more »
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Alrighty then! Super funny.
That was super fast and super funny!
No viruses here, just good vibes.
Thunder! Thunder! Thundercats! HO! (Funny!)
Bark! (He says it’s funny).
The magic man... is laughing!
Ah-ha-ha-ha-ha! Ho-ho-ho-ho-ho!
Play him off! (The bad jokes, not this one).
I’m checking my email and I found a winner!
i remember hearing this back in the day on some old bbs. nostalgia hits hard.
my grandma used to tell this one. good memories, thanks.
simple. clean. funny. the golden trio is back.
Finally, a place with actual humor, not that AI garbage.