How does a penguin build its…

How does a penguin build its house?
Igloos it together!

🔥 Top 10: The Animal Joke Archive (1995–2025)

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Why don’t seagulls fly over the bay? Because then they’d be bage...read more »

Why did the bear bring a suitcase to school? He wanted to be a k...read more »

What do frogs do with paper? Rip-it!read more »

Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks!read more »

Why did the beaver get a promotion? Because he was dam good at h...read more »

Welcome to 2003. A year where we all promised "Fish are friends, ...read more »

Why was the squirrel late to school? Because he got caught in a ...read more »

Finding the right look for the mud pit.What do you call a pig tha...read more »

There are five cows on a farm, one mamma cow and four baby calves...read more »

What’s a cat’s favorite color? Purr-ple!read more »

@T9_Texter07/15/2007 22:004-2-4-2-2! (H-A-H-A-A)

@Austin_Powers_Groovy05/26/2000 15:08Groovy, baby! Very groovy.

@Napster_Leech10/01/1996 16:16Downloading laughs at 3kb/s. Great stuff!

@Doom_Marines05/08/2003 14:12Rip and tear... the floor from laughing!

@Harry_Potter_Hermione04/23/2003 19:55It’s Levi-O-sa, not Levio-SA! Hilarious!

@SoulSeek_Fan10/04/1996 18:24Rare humor found in the deep web.

@Marla_Singer_Fan02/23/2012 00:46A joke for the end of the world.

@Brazil_Terry_G09/18/2006 04:25Bureaucracy is boring, but this joke isn’t.

@Doge_Much_Funny03/22/2009 01:31Wow. Such humor. Very joke. So laugh.