What do frogs do with paper?
Rip-it!
🔥 Top 10: The Animal Joke Archive (1995–2025)
Why did the giraffe get bad...
Why did the giraffe get bad grades?
Because he had his head in t...read more »
68 Animal Jokes: The 1995 Menagerie Patch
1995: The Year of the Talking Pig and the Digital Dog.Welcome to ...read more »
Why are frogs so happy? Because...
Why are frogs so happy?
Because they eat whatever bugs them!read more »
What kind of dog loves indulging...
What kind of dog loves indulging in magic tricks?
A hocus-pocus ...read more »
Why did the bear bring a...
Why did the bear bring a suitcase to school?
He wanted to be a k...read more »
Why did the pig become an...
Why did the pig become an actor?
Because he was a real ham!read more »
79 Animal Jokes: The Quarantined Tiger Protocol (2020)
Welcome to 2020. The year the world hit the "pause" button, every...read more »
80 Animal Jokes: The 2007 Jesus Phone & Tumblr Protocol
Welcome to 2007. The year Steve Jobs pulled the first iPhone out ...read more »
The Pig’s Style
Finding the right look for the mud pit.What do you call a pig tha...read more »
71 Animal Jokes: The 2011 Siri & Virtual Assistant Protocol
Welcome to 2011. The year we started talking to our phones and th...read more »
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THREE TREES AND A WOODPECKER Two...
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The Shark Courtesy
Understanding the rules of the deep blue sea.Why did the shark st...read more »
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