Why did the giraffe get bad…

Why did the giraffe get bad grades?
Because he had his head in the clouds!

🔥 Top 10: The Animal Joke Archive (1995–2025)

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What kind of math do owls like? Owl-gebra!read more »

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Why did the pig become an actor? Because he was a real ham!read more »

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What’s a kangaroo’s favorite type of music? Hip-hop!read more »

@Doom_Guy01/17/1997 08:40Idkfa... this joke is a total blast!

@Geocities_Neighbor05/06/2006 04:01Visit my site for more! This joke is gold.

@Napster_Leech02/13/1996 11:08Downloading laughs at 3kb/s. Great stuff!

@SimCity_Mayor01/26/2008 14:00Reticulating splines... and laughing hard!

@Cow_And_Chicken10/13/1999 00:21Mama had a chicken, Mama had a cow... and a joke!

@Arthur_Fist_Fan11/09/1995 03:27My fist is clenched... with joy!