What did the dolphin say when…

What did the dolphin say when he made a mistake?
“I didn’t do it on porpoise!”

🔥 Top 10: The Animal Joke Archive (1995–2025)

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@Pager_Guy07/09/2000 06:37Paging emergency services because I’m dying of laughter!

@Forrest_Gump_Running03/12/2001 07:55Laughing is as laughing does.

@Emule_Donkey02/28/2012 05:46Waiting in the queue was worth it.

@Cipher_Steak11/08/1996 05:57Ignorance is bliss, but this joke is better.

@Goldmember_I_L07/22/1999 04:50I love gold! And I love this joke!

@Y_U_NO_Laugh03/15/2001 11:13Y U NO TELL MORE JOKES?