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What do you call a fish that practices medicine?
A sturgeon!

🔥 Top 10: The Animal Joke Archive (1995–2025)

Why did the goat start a...
Why did the goat start a podcast? He had a lot to bleat about!read more »
77 Animal Jokes: The 2002 Idol & Arachnid Protocol
Welcome to 2002. The year we finally got a Spider-Man movie that ...read more »
82 Animal Jokes: The Wakanda & Yanny Protocol (2018)
Welcome to 2018. The year half the planet heard "Yanny" and the o...read more »
Why can’t you give Elsa a...
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go!read more »
Why are frogs so happy? Because...
Why are frogs so happy? Because they eat whatever bugs them!read more »
79 Animal Jokes: The Agentic Future & Vice City Protocol (2025)
Welcome to 2025. The year AI stopped just "talking" and started "...read more »
What do you get when you...
What do you get when you cross a parrot and a shark? A bird that...read more »
Why did the llama get kicked...
Why did the llama get kicked out of the zoo? He was acting like ...read more »
THREE TREES AND A WOODPECKER Two...
THREE TREES AND A WOODPECKER Two tall trees, a birch and a beech,...read more »
82 Animal Jokes: The 2003 Nemo & Tunes Protocol
Welcome to 2003. A year where we all promised "Fish are friends, ...read more »

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Why did the bat miss the bus? Because he hung around too long!read more »
81 Animal Jokes: The James Webb & Wordle Protocol (2022)
Welcome to 2022. The year we all became obsessed with five-letter...read more »
80 Animal Jokes: The Area 51 & Old Town Protocol (2019)
Welcome to 2019. The year we tried to storm a top-secret military...read more »
78 Animal Jokes: The Spatial Vision & Pygmy Hippo Protocol (2024)
Welcome to 2024. The year we traded the "real world" for the Appl...read more »

⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Matrix_Glitch02/10/2008 22:20There is no spoon, but there is definitely a laugh here.
@Beanie_Baby_Collector05/19/2003 18:12This joke will be worth a fortune in 20 years!
@Ebay_Sniper10/28/1999 19:14Bid 10/10 for this humor!
@Net_Neutral_9506/28/2014 13:06This is why we need the internet.
@Jurassic_Park_Grant07/07/2004 19:41They do move in herds... funny jokes!
@One_Does_Not_S07/09/2009 05:22One does not simply read one joke.
@Mondo_Media_X10/22/2013 00:45Top tier web animation humor!
@Dark_Web_Joker06/20/2001 05:53Found this on the deep end of the net.
@Web_2_0_Fan11/09/2009 13:05This is the future of humor!

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