What do you call a fish that practices medicine?
A sturgeon!
🔥 Top 10: The Animal Joke Archive (1995–2025)
Why did the goat start a...
Why did the goat start a podcast?
He had a lot to bleat about!read more »
77 Animal Jokes: The 2002 Idol & Arachnid Protocol
Welcome to 2002. The year we finally got a Spider-Man movie that ...read more »
82 Animal Jokes: The Wakanda & Yanny Protocol (2018)
Welcome to 2018. The year half the planet heard "Yanny" and the o...read more »
Why can’t you give Elsa a...
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon?
Because she’ll let it go!read more »
Why are frogs so happy? Because...
Why are frogs so happy?
Because they eat whatever bugs them!read more »
79 Animal Jokes: The Agentic Future & Vice City Protocol (2025)
Welcome to 2025. The year AI stopped just "talking" and started "...read more »
What do you get when you...
What do you get when you cross a parrot and a shark?
A bird that...read more »
Why did the llama get kicked...
Why did the llama get kicked out of the zoo?
He was acting like ...read more »
THREE TREES AND A WOODPECKER Two...
THREE TREES AND A WOODPECKER Two tall trees, a birch and a beech,...read more »
82 Animal Jokes: The 2003 Nemo & Tunes Protocol
Welcome to 2003. A year where we all promised "Fish are friends, ...read more »
😜 More from category: The Animal Joke Archive (1995–2025)
Why did the bat miss the...
Why did the bat miss the bus?
Because he hung around too long!read more »
81 Animal Jokes: The James Webb & Wordle Protocol (2022)
Welcome to 2022. The year we all became obsessed with five-letter...read more »
80 Animal Jokes: The Area 51 & Old Town Protocol (2019)
Welcome to 2019. The year we tried to storm a top-secret military...read more »
78 Animal Jokes: The Spatial Vision & Pygmy Hippo Protocol (2024)
Welcome to 2024. The year we traded the "real world" for the Appl...read more »
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