Why did the bat miss the…

Why did the bat miss the bus?
Because he hung around too long!

🔥 Top 10: The Animal Joke Archive (1995–2025)

Welcome to 2002. The year we finally got a Spider-Man movie that ...read more »

Why was the squirrel late to school? Because he got caught in a ...read more »

How do you make a goldfish age backward? Put it in de-fin-itely ...read more »

Aquatic life and the limits of glass walls.Two fish are in a tank...read more »

Welcome to 2001. A year where we learned that ogres have layers l...read more »

There was a papa mole, a momma mole, and a baby mole. They lived ...read more »

Welcome to 2023. The year we wore pink to watch a movie about nuc...read more »

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!read more »

What do you call a dog magician? A labracadabrador!read more »

Understanding the rules of the deep blue sea.Why did the shark st...read more »

What do you get when you cross a parrot and a shark? A bird that...read more »

What do cows read in the morning? The moos-paper!read more »

Why did the ant sit on a phone? To be on call!read more »

How do bees get to school? On the school buzz!read more »

@Java_Script_Kid11/02/2008 06:45Alert("HA HA HA HA!");

@Duke_Nukem_Fan04/24/1996 05:48I came here to kick ass and read jokes... and I’m all out of gum.

@Full_House_Lover07/20/2006 20:21You got it, dude! Hilarious.

@OfficeWorker_9909/21/2006 17:04I printed this joke and put it on the breakroom fridge!

@CRT_Brightness07/16/1997 00:10I need to degauss my monitor after that laugh!

@Buffy_Summers_9712/03/1996 02:49Slaying these jokes one by one.

@Scanner_Darkly03/11/2001 08:56I’m scanning this into my brain forever.

@Bill_Nye_Fan03/02/1998 02:32Science rules! But jokes are a close second.

@Hide_The_Pain_H04/23/2001 09:16I’m smiling on the outside... and laughing inside.

@Epic_Fail_Guy11/12/2002 19:26This joke is an Epic Win!