Aquatic life and the limits of glass walls.
Two fish are in a tank. One looks at the other and says, “Do you know how to drive this thing?”
🔥 Top 10: The Animal Joke Archive (1995–2025)
82 Animal Jokes: The Ever Given & Squid Game Protocol (2021)
Welcome to 2021. The year we all learned way too much about the g...read more »
What do you call a dog...
What do you call a dog magician?
A labracadabrador!read more »
Why don’t lions play cards in...
Why don’t lions play cards in the wild?
Too many cheetahs!read more »
What kind of math do owls...
What kind of math do owls like?
Owl-gebra!read more »
The Final Roar
Closing the animal kingdom with a final OHH! hit.What’s the diffe...read more »
81 Animal Jokes: The 2008 App Store & Iron Dog Protocol
Welcome to 2008. The year Steve Jobs opened the App Store and sud...read more »
Why don’t seagulls fly over the...
Why don’t seagulls fly over the bay?
Because then they’d be bage...read more »
Why did the horse go behind...
Why did the horse go behind the tree?
To change his jockeys!read more »
Why did the chicken join a...
Why did the chicken join a band?
Because it had the drumsticks!read more »
Two bats are hanging upside down...
Two bats are hanging upside down on a branch. One asks the other,...read more »
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The Shark Courtesy
Understanding the rules of the deep blue sea.Why did the shark st...read more »
What do you call a sleeping...
What do you call a sleeping bull?
A bulldozer!read more »
Why did the llama get kicked...
Why did the llama get kicked out of the zoo?
He was acting like ...read more »
Why did the cat sit on...
Why did the cat sit on the computer?
It wanted to keep an eye on...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
I’m putting a link to this joke on my homepage!
Better than 16-bit graphics!
128kbps of pure comedy gold.
I can’t believe my parents forgot my joke!
... (Laughter in silence).
I’m visitor number 1,234,567! Lucky me!
The layout of this joke is perfect. 10/10.
Shut up and take my laughter!
There’s an app for that? No, just this site!
so much better than tiktok. real text humor.
classic! we need a “print” button for these.
honestly, i can see myself doing this on a monday morning. total brain fog.