What kind of math do owls like?
Owl-gebra!
🔥 Top 10: The Animal Joke Archive (1995–2025)
Why was the squirrel late to...
Why was the squirrel late to school?
Because he got caught in a ...read more »
The Goat Attitude
Stubbornness as a lifestyle choice.Why was the goat so upset? Bec...read more »
74 Animal Jokes: The 1997 Beanie Marsupial Protocol
Welcome to 1997. The world went crazy for bean-filled plushies, J...read more »
What do you get if you...
What do you get if you cross a fish and an elephant?
Swimming tr...read more »
What’s a cat’s favorite color? Purr-ple!
What’s a cat’s favorite color?
Purr-ple!read more »
70 Animal Jokes: The 1996 Menagerie Patch
Welcome back to the vault. We’re hitting 1996, a year where scien...read more »
Why was the turtle so shy...
Why was the turtle so shy at the party?
Because he came out of h...read more »
There are five cows on a...
There are five cows on a farm, one mamma cow and four baby calves...read more »
What do you call a sleeping...
What do you call a sleeping bull?
A bulldozer!read more »
Two guys are walking through a...
Two guys are walking through a game park & they come across a lio...read more »
😜 More from category: The Animal Joke Archive (1995–2025)
What do cows like to do...
What do cows like to do on a Friday night?
Go to the moo-vies!read more »
How do you know if there’s...
How do you know if there’s a giraffe in your fridge?
You can sme...read more »
The Owl Wisdom
Late night advice from the smartest bird in the woods.An owl told...read more »
Why did the crab never share...
Why did the crab never share his toys?
Because he was a little s...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
I searched for "gold" and found this joke.
The power of three... laughs!
The coolest joke in the zip code.
Why are you wearing that stupid man suit? LOL.
My followers need to see this!
Taking a photo of me laughing!