Late night advice from the smartest bird in the woods.
An owl told me I was wise. I asked why. He said, “Who?” I said, “Me!” He said, “Who?” It was a long night.
🔥 Top 10: The Animal Joke Archive (1995–2025)
The Fish Tank
Aquatic life and the limits of glass walls.Two fish are in a tank...read more »
What’s a cat’s favorite color? Purr-ple!
What’s a cat’s favorite color?
Purr-ple!read more »
78 Animal Jokes: The Spatial Vision & Pygmy Hippo Protocol (2024)
Welcome to 2024. The year we traded the "real world" for the Appl...read more »
Why did the cow win an...
Why did the cow win an award?
Because it was outstanding in its ...read more »
Why did the owl get promoted?...
Why did the owl get promoted?
Because he was a real wise guy!read more »
What do frogs do with paper?...
What do frogs do with paper?
Rip-it!read more »
Why did the beaver get a...
Why did the beaver get a promotion?
Because he was dam good at h...read more »
83 Animal Jokes: The 2004 Social Feed & Filter Protocol
Welcome to 2004. Mark Zuckerberg just launched "TheFacebook" from...read more »
What kind of dog loves indulging...
What kind of dog loves indulging in magic tricks?
A hocus-pocus ...read more »
81 Animal Jokes: The 2016 Augmented Reality & Harambe Protocol
Welcome to 2016. The year we all walked into lamp posts while try...read more »
😜 More from category: The Animal Joke Archive (1995–2025)
Why did the giraffe get bad...
Why did the giraffe get bad grades?
Because he had his head in t...read more »
Why did the pig become an...
Why did the pig become an actor?
Because he was a real ham!read more »
80 Animal Jokes: The 2005 Viral Video & 360 Protocol
Welcome to 2005. The year "Me at the zoo" became the first-ever Y...read more »
How does a penguin build its...
How does a penguin build its house?
Igloos it together!read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Reminds me of the good old days on the local board.
What, like it’s hard to be funny?
Slapping you with a large trout for such a funny joke!
More capacity for humor on this site!
Scanning... Laughs detected!
All those laughs will be lost in time, like tears in rain.
It’s pretty much my favorite joke. It’s a Liger!
A picture is worth a thousand words, but a joke is worth a thousand laughs.
Mood: Amused. Music: 90s Pop.
Hey! Apple! Look at this joke!
classic humor, reminds me of the good old days before the web got messy.
i actually had to explain this to my roommate. he is the slow one here.
so much better than tiktok. real text humor.