What kind of dog loves indulging in magic tricks?
A hocus-pocus hound!
🔥 Top 10: The Animal Joke Archive (1995–2025)
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What do frogs do with paper?
Rip-it!read more »
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Why did the bear bring a suitcase to school?
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What’s a cat’s favorite color? Purr-ple!
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I’m not trolling, this is actually hilarious!
This is a comment on a funny joke.
Your joke is funny, but you forgot a comma!
*Boom* - there goes my brain!
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