Why don’t oysters share their pearls?
Because they’re a little shellfish!
🔥 Top 10: The Animal Joke Archive (1995–2025)
The Duck’s Bill
When the check arrives at the pond.A duck walks into a store and ...read more »
What do cows read in the...
What do cows read in the morning?
The moos-paper!read more »
Why did the horse go behind...
Why did the horse go behind the tree?
To change his jockeys!read more »
83 Animal Jokes: The 1999 Millennium Bug Protocol
Welcome to 1999. The world lives in the shadow of the Matrix, mus...read more »
A boy is selling fish on...
A boy is selling fish on a corner. To get his customers' attentio...read more »
The Goat Attitude
Stubbornness as a lifestyle choice.Why was the goat so upset? Bec...read more »
The Shark Courtesy
Understanding the rules of the deep blue sea.Why did the shark st...read more »
82 Animal Jokes: The Wakanda & Yanny Protocol (2018)
Welcome to 2018. The year half the planet heard "Yanny" and the o...read more »
78 Animal Jokes: The 2006 Wii-mote & Dwarf Planet Protocol
Welcome to 2006. The year we all threw our TV remotes through the...read more »
What do ducks use to fix...
What do ducks use to fix things?
Duck tape!read more »
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What kind of math do owls...
What kind of math do owls like?
Owl-gebra!read more »
Why did the goat start a...
Why did the goat start a podcast?
He had a lot to bleat about!read more »
80 Animal Jokes: The 2014 Ice Bucket & Wearable Tech Protocol
Welcome to 2014. The year we all dumped freezing water on our hea...read more »
How does a penguin build its...
How does a penguin build its house?
Igloos it together!read more »
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