What do cows read in the morning?
The moos-paper!
🔥 Top 10: The Animal Joke Archive (1995–2025)
Why did the llama get kicked...
Why did the llama get kicked out of the zoo?
He was acting like ...read more »
What do you get when you...
What do you get when you cross a parrot and a shark?
A bird that...read more »
79 Animal Jokes: The Quarantined Tiger Protocol (2020)
Welcome to 2020. The year the world hit the "pause" button, every...read more »
Why did the antelope bring a...
Why did the antelope bring a ladder to the bar?
Because it heard...read more »
A boy is selling fish on...
A boy is selling fish on a corner. To get his customers' attentio...read more »
How does a spider communicate? On...
How does a spider communicate?
On the web!read more »
Why did the duck get sent...
Why did the duck get sent to time-out?
Because he was being a wi...read more »
How do you know a dog...
How do you know a dog is a great musician?
He has perfect pooch!read more »
Two guys are walking through a...
Two guys are walking through a game park & they come across a lio...read more »
Why can’t you give Elsa a...
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon?
Because she’ll let it go!read more »
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How do you know if there’s...
How do you know if there’s a giraffe in your fridge?
You can sme...read more »
Why did the ant sit on...
Why did the ant sit on a phone?
To be on call!read more »
77 Animal Jokes: The 2002 Idol & Arachnid Protocol
Welcome to 2002. The year we finally got a Spider-Man movie that ...read more »
The Pig’s Style
Finding the right look for the mud pit.What do you call a pig tha...read more »
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