Why did the antelope bring a…

Why did the antelope bring a ladder to the bar?
Because it heard the drinks were on the house!

🔥 Top 10: The Animal Joke Archive (1995–2025)

THREE TREES AND A WOODPECKER Two tall trees, a birch and a beech,...read more »

Welcome to 2019. The year we tried to storm a top-secret military...read more »

Welcome to 2025. The year AI stopped just "talking" and started "...read more »

Two guys are walking through a game park & they come across a lio...read more »

Welcome to 2013. The year we all stood still for fifteen seconds ...read more »

Welcome to 2018. The year half the planet heard "Yanny" and the o...read more »

What did the dolphin say when he made a mistake? “I didn’t do it...read more »

Why did the giraffe get bad grades? Because he had his head in t...read more »

Why did the pig become an actor? Because he was a real ham!read more »

What do you call a fish that practices medicine? A sturgeon!read more »

Welcome to 2007. The year Steve Jobs pulled the first iPhone out ...read more »

King of the jungle, but maybe not the kitchen.What’s a lion’s fav...read more »

How do you make a goldfish age backward? Put it in de-fin-itely ...read more »

What do you get when you cross a parrot and a shark? A bird that...read more »

@Dreamcast_Gamer09/11/2001 23:10Thinking is definitely funny today.

@Avatar_Na_vi03/03/1995 20:55I see you... laughing!

@Tyler_Durden_Real11/02/2014 03:23Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken.

@Cow_And_Chicken01/12/2013 07:29Mama had a chicken, Mama had a cow... and a joke!

@Baxter_The_Dog09/01/1995 12:06Bark! (He says it’s funny).

@Filter_Fanatic12/28/2004 07:42This joke looks better with a sepia filter.