How do you make a goldfish…

How do you make a goldfish age backward?
Put it in de-fin-itely cold water!

🔥 Top 10: The Animal Joke Archive (1995–2025)

What do frogs order at fast food restaurants? French flies and a...read more »

What do cows read in the morning? The moos-paper!read more »

Why did the horse go behind the tree? To change his jockeys!read more »

What do you call a deer with no eyes? No eye-deer!read more »

Why did the antelope bring a ladder to the bar? Because it heard...read more »

1995: The Year of the Talking Pig and the Digital Dog.Welcome to ...read more »

Welcome to 2014. The year we all dumped freezing water on our hea...read more »

Why did the pig become an actor? Because he was a real ham!read more »

Welcome to 1997. The world went crazy for bean-filled plushies, J...read more »

Welcome to 2019. The year we tried to storm a top-secret military...read more »

Why did the cow win an award? Because it was outstanding in its ...read more »

Welcome to 2011. The year we started talking to our phones and th...read more »

How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together!read more »

Why don’t zebras play hide and seek? Because they’re always spot...read more »

@Msdos_Commander08/22/2014 04:06C:>RUN JOKE.EXE... Results: HIGHLY FUNNY.

@G_I_Joe_Real01/04/1996 06:24And knowing is half the battle! Laughing is the other half.

@Baxter_The_Dog01/28/2007 05:45Bark! (He says it’s funny).

@Charlie_Bit_Me10/25/2015 00:17Ouch, Charlie! That was a funny one!

@Space_Background10/15/2004 13:10The stars are aligned for this joke.