Why did the horse go behind…

Why did the horse go behind the tree?
To change his jockeys!

🔥 Top 10: The Animal Joke Archive (1995–2025)

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@Modem_Meltdown06/16/2013 09:46My computer froze but the joke was worth the reboot.

@Legally_Blonde_Paulette04/04/2009 14:01I’m taking the dog, dumbass! And the joke!

@Napster_User_9901/10/1996 19:16Waiting for the MP3 but reading the jokes.

@Search_Scout_9910/13/2005 16:07Scouting the web for gems like this.

@Blogger_Default10/25/2007 10:20Posted on my blog: "Why this site is awesome".