How do you know a dog is a great musician?
He has perfect pooch!
🔥 Top 10: The Animal Joke Archive (1995–2025)
What kind of key opens a...
What kind of key opens a banana?
A monkey!read more »
Why don’t seagulls fly over the...
Why don’t seagulls fly over the bay?
Because then they’d be bage...read more »
70 Animal Jokes: The 1996 Menagerie Patch
Welcome back to the vault. We’re hitting 1996, a year where scien...read more »
Why was the squirrel late to...
Why was the squirrel late to school?
Because he got caught in a ...read more »
75 Animal Jokes: The 2013 Harlem Shake & Next-Gen Protocol
Welcome to 2013. The year we all stood still for fifteen seconds ...read more »
Why did the chicken join a...
Why did the chicken join a band?
Because it had the drumsticks!read more »
How do you know if there’s...
How do you know if there’s a giraffe in your fridge?
You can sme...read more »
Why don’t oysters share their pearls?...
Why don’t oysters share their pearls?
Because they’re a little s...read more »
Why did the cat sit on...
Why did the cat sit on the computer?
It wanted to keep an eye on...read more »
Why don’t zebras play hide and...
Why don’t zebras play hide and seek?
Because they’re always spot...read more »
😜 More from category: The Animal Joke Archive (1995–2025)
The Goat Attitude
Stubbornness as a lifestyle choice.Why was the goat so upset? Bec...read more »
The Duck’s Bill
When the check arrives at the pond.A duck walks into a store and ...read more »
Why don’t lions play cards in...
Why don’t lions play cards in the wild?
Too many cheetahs!read more »
Why are frogs so happy? Because...
Why are frogs so happy?
Because they eat whatever bugs them!read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
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The funniest thing since free refills at the cafeteria.
I’m burning this joke to a CD-RW.
The Dude abides... this joke.
The magic man... is laughing!
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