When the check arrives at the pond.
A duck walks into a store and asks for lip balm. The clerk says, “That’ll be $2.” The duck says, “Just put it on my bill.”
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Why are you wearing that stupid man suit? LOL.
The things I do for laughs! Stupid dog!
Yeah, baby, yeah! Groovy humor!
Play him off! (The bad jokes, not this one).
Is this real life? Or is it just funny?
wait, let me read that again. okay, now it clicked. i am slow today.
is this actually deep or am i just tired? lol.
i actually had to explain this to my roommate. he is the slow one here.