The Duck’s Bill
When the check arrives at the pond. A duck walks into a store and asks for lip balm. The clerk says, “That’ll be $2.” The… Read More »The Duck’s Bill
The DIY Expert
Fixing things around the house… or making them worse. My wife asked me to fix the leaky faucet. Two hours later, we have a flood… Read More »The DIY Expert
The Commute Struggle
The journey that defines your mood for the next eight hours. My commute is so long that by the time I get to work, my… Read More »The Commute Struggle
Why did the blonde put a piece of bread in the mailbox?
She was just waiting for a “toast” notification.
2025 Classic: Avatar
Fire and Ash: Why is the tree blue and red? Because James Cameron’s third movie introduced “Fire Na’vi,” and now the kids are arguing about which elemental tribe… Read More »2025 Classic: Avatar
2025 Archive: The “No More Remote Work” Order
Why did the President order federal workers back to their desks? Because it’s much harder to “Drain the Swamp” if everyone is working from their… Read More »2025 Archive: The “No More Remote Work” Order
2025 Legacy: The Needle
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Needle. / Needle who? / Needle little help with this 5D puzzle! Part of the 54 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes:… Read More »2025 Legacy: The Needle
2025 Legacy: The Return of the Flip Phone
Why did the political elite go back to flip phones? Not for nostalgia, but because in 2025, it was the only way to ensure AI… Read More »2025 Legacy: The Return of the Flip Phone
2024 Legacy: The “Not Like Us” Mustard Beat
The official song for every backyard BBQ, wedding, and funeral in the summer of 2024. Part of the 78 Observational One-Liners: The 2024 Olympic Beef… Read More »2024 Legacy: The “Not Like Us” Mustard Beat
2023 Vintage: The Nurse
“Scale of 1 to 10?” “My pain is a 5, but my ‘Cloud Storage’ is full. I can’t process any more news.” Part of the… Read More »2023 Vintage: The Nurse