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2025 Legacy: The Return of the Flip Phone

Why did the political elite go back to flip phones? Not for nostalgia, but because in 2025, it was the only way to ensure AI wouldn’t overhear their plans to raise taxes during dinner.

Part of the 34 Politicians Jokes: The 2025 “Silicon & Sovereignty” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@SpiderMan_Peter01/15/1996 08:37My spider-sense is tingling... it is a funny one!
@Weird_Science_G09/17/2005 02:51We created a monster... of a joke!
@PopUp_Blocker_X06/24/2006 01:53I blocked the ads, but let the jokes in.
@YouTube_Beta_User07/07/2004 12:15I’m uploading a video of me laughing at this!
@GL_HF_Runner08/10/2003 22:18Good Luck, Have Fun... and read jokes!
@Grammar_Nazi_9907/28/2005 22:56Your joke is funny, but you forgot a comma!

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