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2025 Classic: The “Hologram” Candidate

In 2025, a candidate campaigned in three states at once via holograms—voters loved it until a short circuit caused him to start speaking in Donald Duck’s voice during a debate.

Part of the 34 Politicians Jokes: The 2025 “Silicon & Sovereignty” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Politicians Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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36 Politicians Jokes: The 2017 “Inaugurations & Covfefe” Edition
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2025 Vintage: The Moon Mining Act
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2023 Classic: The George Santos Scandals
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35 Politicians Jokes: The 2019 “Black Holes & How Dare You” Edition
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2024 Vintage: The Boeing Starliner Drama
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31 Politicians Jokes: The 2003 “Mission Accomplished & Freedom Fries” Edition
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In 1999, the world was obsessed with two things: whether computer...read more »

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Nokia_Snake_Champ07/26/2008 23:23Harder to stop laughing than it is to beat Snake!
@WebTV_Viewer07/05/2008 10:18Reading this on my television! Technology is amazing!
@Lord_Of_Rings_Gimli10/02/2013 03:30That still only counts as one laugh!
@Wild_Thornberry03/14/2013 06:44Smashing! Absolutely smashing humor!
@Transformers_OP09/09/2008 15:46Jokes are more than meets the eye!
@PeanutButter_J03/29/2005 01:37It’s peanut butter jelly time! Where he at?
@Success_Kid_Win04/05/2014 05:49Found a funny joke. Didn’t crash the browser.
@Gaia_Online_Gold11/26/2008 11:08Dressing up my avatar to celebrate this laugh.
@Cyber_Cafe_Regular08/17/2005 20:56I’m paying 2 bucks an hour just to read these. Money well spent!
@Rage_Comic_Fan04/25/2010 01:23FFFFFUUUUU-nny!

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