Why were they fighting over Helium-3? Because in 2025, it was the only thing with more value than a campaign promise to lower inflation.
Part of the 34 Politicians Jokes: The 2025 “Silicon & Sovereignty” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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41 Politicians Jokes: The 2007 “iPhone & Subprime Shakes” Edition
In 2007, politics began to fit into pockets, and the economy bega...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Euro-Digital Launch
Why was the digital Euro a problem? Because hackers discovered yo...read more »
2024 Classic: The Rise of "Mood Voting"
Why did polls keep changing? Because voters in 2024 weren't votin...read more »
2023 Classic: The "Artist Formerly Known as Prince" Joke
The coronation concert host called Charles this, which was the be...read more »
2025 Archive: The Lunar Gateway Launch
Why did the station orbiting the Moon become the new UN? Because ...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Deep-fake Spouse
Why did the PM’s spouse become suspicious? Because they hadn't bl...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Digital Nomad Tax
Why was 2025 the year of the laptop hunt? Because nations realize...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Return of the Flip Phone
Why did the political elite go back to flip phones? Not for nosta...read more »
2025 Vintage: The "Carbon Credit" Dating App
Why did politicians use a special Tinder? To only match with peop...read more »
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Why were British schools crumbling? Because the government realiz...read more »
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In 2008, the world economy felt like a game of Jenga played by pe...read more »
35 Politicians Jokes: The 2023 “AI, Pink & Coronation” Edition
In 2023, politics met Barbie, and technology met a dilemma: will ...read more »
2024 Vintage: The French "Snap" Election
Why did Emmanuel Macron call an election in June? Because he like...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Beep-boop-krrr-hiss... finally loaded! Great joke.
It’s dangerous to go alone! Take this joke.
This is why we need the internet.
Better than the bonus features on my new discs!
They do move in herds... funny jokes!
Goonies never say die! And they never stop laughing.
We’re going streaking! Through the jokes!
All your jokes are belong to us! Take off every zig!
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