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2025 Archive: The Lunar Gateway Launch

Why did the station orbiting the Moon become the new UN? Because world leaders decided it’s easier to agree in zero-G, where no one can slam the door and walk out of the room.

Part of the 34 Politicians Jokes: The 2025 “Silicon & Sovereignty” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Terminator_T80002/12/2006 13:56I’ll be back... to read this again.
@Dorm_Room_Hero09/21/2001 17:33My roommate and I are dying laughing right now!
@Uncle_Rico_9810/06/1998 00:37I bet I could throw this joke over them mountains.
@Liger_Owner_X06/17/2003 03:21It’s pretty much my favorite joke. It’s a Liger!
@Illidan_Blind06/06/1998 13:16I cannot see, but I can hear the funny!
@Slow_Clap_Guy12/30/2004 00:19...Clap... Clap... Clap. Bravo!
@Podcast_Listener02/12/2006 12:28I’ll mention this in my next episode!

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