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2025 Vintage: The “Carbon Credit” Dating App

Why did politicians use a special Tinder? To only match with people who had enough recycling points to avoid damaging their public image.

Part of the 34 Politicians Jokes: The 2025 “Silicon & Sovereignty” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Politicians Joke Archive: 1995–2025

39 Politicians Jokes: The 2015 “Escalators & Emissions” Edition
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39 Politicians Jokes: The 2011 “Springs, Stings & Royal Rings” Edition
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2024 Legacy: Raygun’s Breakdancing
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Why did politicians propose a 3-day work week? To give people mor...read more »
32 Politicians Jokes: The 2002 “Axis of Evil & Euro Bills” Edition
In 2002, the world was still checking its shoes at the airport an...read more »
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2025 Vintage: The Moon Mining Act
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31 Politicians Jokes: The 1996 “Macarena & Modems” Edition
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2024 Archive: The Super Bowl "Taylor Swift" Theory
Why did people think the game was rigged? Because some people bel...read more »
35 Politicians Jokes: The 2012 “Mayan Prophecies & Martian Pictures” Edition
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@CyberSteve01/30/2001 02:58Greetings from 1996! This is peak internet humor.
@WebSurfer_X05/24/2013 06:46Anyone else reading this in the middle of the night? LOL!
@Austin_Powers_Doctor08/02/2000 21:18One million laughs! Mwahahaha!
@SpiderMan_Peter03/26/2005 02:48My spider-sense is tingling... it is a funny one!
@Jordan_Fan_2312/02/1995 13:25Nothing but net! This joke is a slam dunk!

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