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2025 Vintage: The 4-Day Weekend

Why did politicians propose a 3-day work week? To give people more time to watch campaign ads in their digital glasses.

Part of the 34 Politicians Jokes: The 2025 “Silicon & Sovereignty” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Hotmail_Original05/22/2012 07:15Sent this to 10 friends via chain mail. Sorry!
@Zoolander_Blue07/09/2002 21:12Is there more to life than being really, really funny?
@Encarta_Explorer06/04/2014 03:07I looked up "funny" and it showed me this page.
@Pikachu_Fan_8810/22/2009 07:07Pika-pika! Translation: This is very funny!
@Saved_By_The_Bell12/19/1998 11:22I am so excited! I am so... laughing!
@WiFi_Zero_One08/15/2010 21:46Wireless laughter? What a time to be alive!
@Nu_Metal_Kid10/20/2005 17:26I did it all for the nookie... and the jokes!
@Baxter_The_Dog03/17/1995 18:19Bark! (He says it’s funny).
@First_World_P01/11/2005 08:57My internet is too fast to appreciate the loading bar. LOL.
@Safari_Surfer02/28/2006 21:20A wild laugh appeared!

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