Why were 90-year-olds still ruling? Because medicine in 2025 became so good that “retirement” became a purely theoretical term.
Part of the 34 Politicians Jokes: The 2025 “Silicon & Sovereignty” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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2024 Classic: The "AI" Music Scandal
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Greta Gerwig became the first solo female director with a billion...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Global Cooling Theory
Why did some claim it was too cold in 2025? Because after install...read more »
2023 Archive: The Coronation "Sausage Fingers"
What did the King joke about during rehearsals? His own "sausage ...read more »
31 Politicians Jokes: The 1996 “Macarena & Modems” Edition
In 1996, politics felt like the first version of Netscape Navigat...read more »
2025 Archive: The Twitter (X) Final Form
Why did Elon Musk buy the rest of the alphabet in 2025? So that e...read more »
33 Politicians Jokes: The 2000 “Hanging Chads & New Dawn” Edition
In 2000, politics felt like a computer that actually survived Y2K...read more »
2023 Classic: The "Thirsties" Awards
Politico gave out awards for the most "attention-thirsty" members...read more »
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Why did citizens turn off the smart streetlights? Because in 2025...read more »
41 Politicians Jokes: The 2007 “iPhone & Subprime Shakes” Edition
In 2007, politics began to fit into pockets, and the economy bega...read more »
2024 Archive: The EU Election "Right" Shift
Why did the European Parliament turn more conservative? Because v...read more »
36 Politicians Jokes: The 2022 “Gas, Grief & Gavel” Edition
In 2022, the "Post-Cold War" era officially ended, and the "Socia...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
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That "Uh-oh!" sound is actually me laughing!
The first rule of joke club is... tell everyone!
The things I do for laughs! Stupid dog!
Orange Mocha Frappuccinos! And laughs!
I’m uploading a video of me laughing at this!
Even a noob would find this funny. Great stuff.
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